Opening for Application Security Architect

Brilliant email for a job opening. Have removed the relevant bits :)

Dear Ritesh,

Dear Candidate,

Greetings from
This mail is to SCHEDULE your interview for the position of “Application Security Architect”.

More details given below
The candidate MUST HAVE THE FOLLOWING SKILLS

1. Developer
2. Cross site scripting – different classes
3. Web Application - Get Post

GET POST? What happened to HEAD, OPTIONS PROPFIND etc? Just two HTTP verbs are good?

User Agent

I have User Agent skills. In fact my user agent skills are so good, everyone thinks I’m 100% Netscape compatible.

Apache read write

The native American language? What the hell? That’s hard, man.

Fishing

Show me a lake.

Cookies

mmmmm

Https
4. SSL- SECURED SOCKET LAYER
Good to have skills:
OWAS - Open web security project

Now you’re just making shit up.

AJAX
Secuel Injection

My Secuel injection skills are so great that they’re always begging for sequels. Couldn’t think of a better one, sorry.

Salary Package will be good to your expectations
Something is always fishy when they say that.